if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
@joshilopez3 and the scenester photo shoot.
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So, for my 22nd birthday, the weather was perfect. The most perfect it had been in a few weeks. Unfortunately, I also got sick. So I dug through my home remedies book and once I found the stuff I needed, I decided to take a day off from work. It was cloudy and cool and I went to Albertson’s to get some stuff, and as the cashier rang everything up, their whole system crashed. Like, company (nation) wide. When the total was brought up, some powerade coupon was added out of nowhere and deducted like $25 from the total amount. Though hilarious, I had to leave with no medicine or soup. I spent the rest of the day drinking tea and watching American Horror Story in bed. Gina was really sweet all day. She gave me two birthday gifts early to make me feel better, one of which was that beautiful picture of The Gos. I need to put it somewhere safe. The other gift was one of those skinny metal head scratchers that look like whisks without the rounded end. It feels stupidly good. Then that evening, we went to eat with my dad, stepmom, and aunt Jojo. It was odd. But good. The next day, I helped my mom shop for food for the birthday dinner I was having that night and also did a lot of cleaning. Gina came over and gave me more presents: the Texas shirt and the black and white striped infinity scarf, a purple v-neck, an awesome alarm clock I have to shoot to turn off, a bunch of socks I haven’t seen yet, and a beautiful new wallet with another picture of The Gos so I could get rid of my old, velcro wallet. (See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK5WXSz82F0)
My mom got me a rad selection of beer, my best friend gave me a card and picture of us from the fifth grade, Liz got me a sick dinosaur card and Starbucks gift card, and Josh brought over a bottle of Jame-o, which is exactly what I’d hoped and expected from him. A combination of the awesome beers from my mom and a few shots of whiskey got me pretty buzzed well before dinner even started, and by the time I got to the bar where a few other friends met me, I was already drunk. Stupidly enough, I can keep my shit together well enough when I’m drunk that it’s hard for anyone to believe I’m already drunk, so I was bought a very decent number of shots. I went home that night and fell off the bed a few times, drank all three glass of water Gina brought me, and woke up the next day with only a slight headache. Overall, not a bad 22.
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An African American man emerges from using the “White Men Only” bathroom at courthouse in Clinton, Louisiana, 1964.
Photo credit: Bob Adelman/Corbis
Junot Diaz (via virginalvalour)
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
i can never not reblog this
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’
I sincerely regret making fun of her and laughing about this. I wish we had all been like, “Wow, it’s disgusting that she’s been pushed to the breaking point. It’s disgusting that people treated her body like public property.”
"… and more ‘completely understandable’"
Ten points to HappyPlace House!